|Lovely Red High Heel...ooooohh-la-la-la!|
In another blog's comments I confessed a minor red shoe fetish on a discussion of Twitter. Don't ask me how a reasonable discussion goes from Twitter to my red shoe fetish, but it did...Jo will be seeking to block my access:
Majority of Two, October 19, 2011, Are You A Twit?
|Skanky Red High Heel, Sorry, this one doesn't do it.|
Slutty not sexy.
Why in the world would I announce to the world that I have a red shoe fetish? Well let's put this into perspective. First of all it is a minor fetish, actually not even really a fetish. I am not attracted to red high heel shoes in themselves. And NO, calm yourself, I do not wear them! I am attracted to my wife when she wears red high heel shoes, hmmm! hmmm! especially with black stockings, and slowly moving up her leg to her black lacy...whoa there Sextant. TMI! So by definition, I really don't have a fetish per se...I am not replacing a woman with shoes, I just really like the woman in the shoes! So it is not a fetish, but a color preference that just happens to send my brain into erotic chemical battle stations...Whoop Whoop Whoop. RED HEELS! RED HEELS....Little squirt dopamine! Just a little now. Too much dopamine in your head is like too much oregano in the pasta sauce, it ruins the effect. Alas I am a junky for dopamine and oxytocin and for that matter oregano as well--one of the divine spices. One thing that must brought to light. I am a little picky about red high heels. Anything over a 3 inch heel is no good. Also no straps, bows, fluff balls, clear acrylic heels, or open toes. The shoe at top of the page is perfect, conservative and sexy. The shoe to the upper right is skanky and slutty--no good. Hey its my fetish and I will enjoy it in the manner I see proper.
Well the subject of red shoes got me to thinking of my old Geocaching days. Our Geocaching name was Red Shoe & The Navigator. I have often been criticized for not providing photos of myself on my blog. Well I found some photos of my wife and I that I used on our Geocaching profile page. I will include them here.
|Another scene from the picnic, my son has a bladder problem, and that is my wife filling my glass.|
|My wife and I from back when I was touring with the rock band.|
|Surprise visit from friends and family during our honeymoon.|
Here is a dinner party from last year. I had too much wine and couldn't resist that white low cut dress.
On the board the board walk on our honey moon.
|On the boardwalk, our honeymoon.|
|Having fun at Coney Island.|
|At the winery, whoa watch that heel dear.|
Here we have Luncheon At The Cache. My wife did this one with crayons. There is a story behind this that involves a true life caching saga, but we won't go into that.
This image is based on the infamous Manet painting Luncheon on The Grass.
|Luncheon On The Grass|
And last but not least the painting that is the source of my avatar.
I even like this painting for my book club avatar, although I left the red shoes out for that one.
|Sextant, You spend too much time reading that damned Kindle.|
Edit: 10-21-11: I found this painting at the site Alicia mentioned in her comment below. I couldn't resist.
|Sextant and other husbands pick up their wives at Lady Busman's|
Thursday Afternoon Wine Circle.
Lovely Red High Heel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Red_High_Heel_Pumps.jpg
Skanky Red High Heel: http://www.scavengeinc.com/p-733-red-spiked-high-heel-platform-shoes.aspx
Lady Busmans Wine Circle: That is Priceless, October 16, 2011, Masterpiece # 694