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It nicely capture's my opinion of the propensity to emblazon the rear of mini-vans and SUVs with stick figures, sports participation, and academic brilliance decals and bumper stickers. It is sort of a polite protest for those of us who are klutzes, not too bright, and hale from or preside over dysfunctional families.
And for those of us who reside in that region in the bell curve where the clapper hangs, at last, a bumper sticker and front plate for we the dung encrusted masses of the mundane, usual, and mediocre.
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And finally a parting story involving a bumper sticker. My wife and I took one of our cats to the vet. There was a single car in the parking lot with its headlights on. It had a bumper sticker “F--- nice people” except the u c k were not dashes. We went into the waiting room and there was a rather attractive, well dressed, young woman sitting with no animal. I said to her “At the risk of being seemingly nice, I believe you left your headlights on.” She politely thanked me and went out and turned off her lights.
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